Folks, you know you want your own Brontësaurus.  Seriously.

 

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Now I’m thinking of other Feminist Mega History Action Figures that I want. Queen Elizabeth I.  Her enormous outfits could hide all sorts of weaponry and gadgets.  Amelia Earhart.  She’d have her own plane for mowing down enemies of all sorts.   Who else?

 

Oh look!  It seems that Marie Antoinette already has one.   Complete with weaponized ejecting head, no less.  Awesome!