I can’t begin to explain it, but I’m just fascinated by choreographed dancing.  I will watch and re-watch Bring It On just to see the cheer sequences.

 

MTV rarely has anything remotely resembling television on anymore, but they do have America’s Best Dance Crew…which managed to succeed where America’s Next Top Model failed as far as catching my attention.

 

I only want to see the last fifteen minutes of America’s Next Top Model.  I want to see how the pretty pictures turned out.  I don’t care about who may or may not be anorexic or whose boyfriend is mad or Tyra’s latest story about herself or…whatever else happens on that show. 

 

America’s Best Dance Crew has the stuff I want throughout the show.  Sure, judges say things, but it doesn’t last too long, and it happens in between each group’s performance, so I don’t have time to get annoyed enough to change the channel.  After all, the “Oooh!  Shiny!” kicks in as soon as the next dancers come out.

 

I don’t generally care about the dance crews or whatever beyond the show, but these guys just entertain the hell out of me.  They’re called Poreotics (also spelled Poreotix).  And they’re a bunch of hilarious Asian dudes in weird sunglasses.  And they just….see for yourself:

 

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caTbh4hxYcU 480×295]

 

[video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoP0w5i0PSE 480×295]