Just when you thought the lunatics at Jones Soda couldn’t get any weirder (these are the people who have made soda pop in such flavor sensations as “turkey”), here comes… D&D soda.

 

 Available in such flavors as “Illithid Brain Juice”, “Dwarven Draught”, and (my personal favorite) “Potion of Healing”.  (Admit it. You’ve wondered what it was supposed to taste like.)  My group has laid in an order for a six-pack, so we’ll keep you posted.