Pardon me while I try to contain my inner 8 year old.  Think back to the dawn of Star Wars, the original trilogy. Do you remember how unbelievably freaking scary Darth Vader was, before we found out he was really a whiny emo bitch massively compensating for something? Yeah, I know it’s hard, but try.

 

Yesterday, one of my devoted minions emailed me a link to a  Gizmodo article about this:

 

 It’s not on the market yet, but rumor has it that it will soon be released from Sakar. I’m going to keep an eye out, because if anything wakes you up good and solid, it’s opening your eyes to a Lord of the Sith with talk radio blaring out of his head.